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Taíno-Smackdown Food Truck & Catering!

P u e r t o R i c a n C u i s i n e

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WHEN U JUST DONT FEEL LIKE COOKING!!!

Order Now...

(347)419-1009

E-mail & Zelle

taínosmackdown@gmail.com

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Pasteles

en

Bandeja


Pasteles

Tray



1

The Very Best Farm

Fresh Ingredients

Our food is tastier! We use Sofrito in all our dishes...IYKYK...IF YOU DONT, YOU BETTER FIND OUT!

2

Comfort Food 1000%

You’ll be over the rainbow with these well-known, true comfort foods. Including our," Ma! No hay na’ de comer menu."

3

Authentic Puerto Rican Dishes

Mami doesn’t make Comfort Food for you anymore? (in a teasing voice). Don’t know how to make it? I KNOW...ORDER IT HERE!

Taste Test:

GUARENTEED TO FEEL LIKE YOUR BACK HOME

AT MOM'S OR ON THE ISLAND!

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Arróz Con Gandules

Apastelado


Spanish

Rice w/ Pigeon Peas


Not your Everyday Arroz con Gandules... This is going to taste like Pasteles.... snap!

Jibaritos

de

Perníl


Pork Shoulder Sandwich


Exit

Plain Bread...

Enter...

Plantains


Sweet

or

Green

You‘ll Never Want a

Sliced Bread

Sandwich Again!

Mofongo

Mojao' en

Ajo


Buttery,

Garlic

Mofongo


Love Butter?

Love Garlic?

Love Buttery Garlic?

Your Gonna Love This!

Chuleta Mojaó

en Ajo


Fried

Porkchop

in a

Butter

Garlic

Sauce


Hate to repeat but...

Love Butter?

Love Garlic?

Love Buttery Garlic?

Your gonna love this!


Sopa de Salchichón


Puerto Rican Sausage Soup


Out of this world!

This Is PRican Gold!

Like nothing you've ever had before!

To Die

for

Perníl


To Die

for

Pork Shoulder


No introduction needed...

No explanation required...

CUERITO(skin) AND ALL...

nuff said!

Pastelón


Puerto Rican Lasagna


Bump plain old Lasagna


Ground Meat

Mozzarella

Sweet

Plaintain

Green Beans


(May Contain Egg)

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Pasteles

en

Bandeja

&

Yuca

Pasteles


#1

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Pasteles

Tray


Faster...

Better...

Stronger...


Pernil/Pork Shoulder


Pollo/Chicken



Gandules Guisaó con

Bollitos de Guineo


Pigeon Peas with

Green Banana Balls


A meal all on it‘s own!...

One word

yu-mmy!

But...try it over white rice!

Pastelillos




Empanadas


THE JUCIEST


So Juicy

You Need

a

Bib!

Maaaaaa!

No Hay Na’ De Comer...

Mom!

There’s Nothing To Eat

Menu

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1.

Spam Guisao


Spam

Stew


Don‘t Look At Me Side Eye!

Trust...

This Will Have You Hooked and Feening!


I'll Make

With White Rice...

3.

Arróz Con

Leche


Rice

with

Milk


Think Of It

As ...

Hot MILK with Rice In It.


YES IT‘S A MEAL!


Hot...

Cozy...

&

Nicely Salted

or

Sweet...

2.

Arróz Frito Con Spam


Spam

Fried Rice


Chinese, Anyone?

Well... Almost


But...

Made Just The Same...


Try It With

a

Fried Egg...

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Bebidas/ Drinks

Piña



Colada



Invented

In

Puerto Rico

&

Made here!

Coquíto



Ummm...

GO Back To Perníl Description



Invented in Puerto Rico and made here!

Leche Caliente



This Is The PERFECT

Sweet Drink

For

After Dinner

&

Right Before Bedtime


Sweetened

With

Honey And The Peanut Butter

JUST Melts In The Drink

&

Melts In Your Mouth

This Will Knock

You & The Kids

Straight Into

REM






Morir Soñando





Okay...Okay!

This Isn't

A Typical PR'canDish

But...

We Can't Possibly Put This Famous Drink In

Our

"Other Favorites" Menu!

Ponche

de

Malta

y

Ponche

de Uva





Invented in Puerto Rico and made here!

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Chocolate

Con

Queso


Hot Chocolate Cheese


You Heard Me!


Try it...

You will never have Boring Hot Chocolate

EVER AGAIN!






Cold Pressed

Fruit

and

Veggie Juices

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Cold Pressed Fruit & Veggie Juices

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All Varieties...

You

Tell Me

What You Want...

Be Creative!


Citrus bombs, Berry Bombs,

Anti-Inflammatory Juice, Immunity Builder Juice, Fat Burning Juice

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Also Menu:

Sofrito


Recaito


Ajo Molido/

Ground Garlic


Our Own Sazon


Our Own

Adobo

Mami’s

Cheerios

Treats


Cheerios, marshmallow,

Peanut, Raisin,

Treat

Taco

Tuesday

Line-Up

On

Any Day ...

My Signature Mixed Green, Raspberry, Pecan,

and

Guava Sauce Salad



Taino

Smack-Pops


Cold-Pressed Frozen Fruit Bars



Caramel Apple


Coconut


1000% Natural,

Vegan,


Guilt Free for the Kids


Other Flavors to Come


CARAMEL NOT VEGAN

Nahyah & Dakota's Baby Shower

James’ Memorial service

From Our Clients

Man in White Dress Shirt Wearing Brown Hat Holding Black Smartphone
Woman Eating Pasta

Liza...Entrepreneur Of

My Sweet Chocolate Life LLC


"Yooooo!

This is so good!!!


Nancy...Entrepreneur Of

Lawn Matters LLC


“It Was Delicious!!!”

Steffi, lives around the corner

So glad to have a neighborhood cafe, hangout spot, and bar all in one and nearby! Comfort food in a comforting atmosphere - need I say more?

Passion, Culture, Refinement......

About

Taíno-Smackdown!

I have been cooking with my Mama my whole life! I was her...

“Venga aquí, prueba esto. ¿Le falta sal?”....protoge.

Which means, “Come here, taste this. Needs more salt?”

My enjoyment is to fill you up!

With memories...that is.

Of home cooked, gourmet Puerto Rican dishes...when you want that good- old fashion nostalgia and you just don't feel like cooking.

$10 Dollaź

Lunch Men

(Must be delivered before 3PM)