Taíno-Smackdown Food Truck & Catering!
P u e r t o R i c a n C u i s i n e
WHEN U JUST DONT FEEL LIKE COOKING!!!
Order Now...
(347)419-1009
E-mail & Zelle
taínosmackdown@gmail.com
#1
SELLER
Pasteles
en
Bandeja
Pasteles
Tray
1
The Very Best Farm
Fresh Ingredients
Our food is tastier! We use Sofrito in all our dishes...IYKYK...IF YOU DONT, YOU BETTER FIND OUT!
2
Comfort Food 1000%
You’ll be over the rainbow with these well-known, true comfort foods. Including our," Ma! No hay na’ de comer menu."
3
Authentic Puerto Rican Dishes
Mami doesn’t make Comfort Food for you anymore? (in a teasing voice). Don’t know how to make it? I KNOW...ORDER IT HERE!
Taste Test:
GUARENTEED TO FEEL LIKE YOUR BACK HOME
AT MOM'S OR ON THE ISLAND!
Not your Everyday Arroz con Gandules... This is going to taste like Pasteles.... snap!
Jibaritos
de
Perníl
Pork Shoulder Sandwich
Exit
Plain Bread...
Enter...
Plantains
Sweet
or
Green
You‘ll Never Want a
Sliced Bread
Sandwich Again!
Chuleta Mojaó
en Ajo
Fried
Porkchop
in a
Butter
Garlic
Sauce
Hate to repeat but...
Love Butter?
Love Garlic?
Love Buttery Garlic?
Your gonna love this!
Sopa de Salchichón
Puerto Rican Sausage Soup
Out of this world!
This Is PRican Gold!
Like nothing you've ever had before!
Pastelón
Puerto Rican Lasagna
Bump plain old Lasagna
Ground Meat
Mozzarella
Sweet
Plaintain
Green Beans
(May Contain Egg)
Pasteles
en
Bandeja
&
Yuca
Pasteles
#1
SELLER
Pasteles
Tray
Faster...
Better...
Stronger...
Pernil/Pork Shoulder
Pollo/Chicken
Gandules Guisaó con
Bollitos de Guineo
Pigeon Peas with
Green Banana Balls
A meal all on it‘s own!...
One word
yu-mmy!
But...try it over white rice!
Pastelillos
Empanadas
THE JUCIEST
So Juicy
You Need
a
Bib!
Maaaaaa!
No Hay Na’ De Comer...
Mom!
There’s Nothing To Eat
Menu
1.
Spam Guisao
Spam
Stew
Don‘t Look At Me Side Eye!
Trust...
This Will Have You Hooked and Feening!
I'll Make
With White Rice...
2.
Chinese, Anyone?
Well... Almost
But...
Made Just The Same...
Try It With
a
Fried Egg...
Bebidas/ Drinks
Piña
Colada
Invented
In
Puerto Rico
&
Made here!
Coquíto
Ummm...
GO Back To Perníl Description
Invented in Puerto Rico and made here!
Leche Caliente
This Is The PERFECT
Sweet Drink
For
After Dinner
&
Right Before Bedtime
Sweetened
With
Honey And The Peanut Butter
JUST Melts In The Drink
&
Melts In Your Mouth
This Will Knock
You & The Kids
Straight Into
REM
Morir Soñando
Okay...Okay!
This Isn't
A Typical PR'canDish
But...
We Can't Possibly Put This Famous Drink In
Our
"Other Favorites" Menu!
Ponche
de
Malta
y
Ponche
de Uva
Invented in Puerto Rico and made here!
Chocolate
Con
Queso
Hot Chocolate Cheese
You Heard Me!
Try it...
You will never have Boring Hot Chocolate
EVER AGAIN!
Cold Pressed
Fruit
and
Veggie Juices
Cold Pressed Fruit & Veggie Juices
All Varieties...
You
Tell Me
What You Want...
Be Creative!
Citrus bombs, Berry Bombs,
Anti-Inflammatory Juice, Immunity Builder Juice, Fat Burning Juice
Also Menu:
Sofrito
Recaito
Ajo Molido/
Ground Garlic
Our Own Sazon
Our Own
Adobo
Mami’s
Cheerios
Treats
Cheerios, marshmallow,
Peanut, Raisin,
Treat
Taco
Tuesday
Line-Up
On
Any Day ...
My Signature Mixed Green, Raspberry, Pecan,
and
Guava Sauce Salad
Taino
Smack-Pops
Cold-Pressed Frozen Fruit Bars
Caramel Apple
Coconut
1000% Natural,
Vegan,
Guilt Free for the Kids
Other Flavors to Come
CARAMEL NOT VEGAN
Nahyah & Dakota's Baby Shower
James’ Memorial service
From Our Clients
Liza...Entrepreneur Of
My Sweet Chocolate Life LLC
"Yooooo!
This is so good!!!
“
Nancy...Entrepreneur Of
Lawn Matters LLC
“It Was Delicious!!!”
Steffi, lives around the corner
So glad to have a neighborhood cafe, hangout spot, and bar all in one and nearby! Comfort food in a comforting atmosphere - need I say more?
Passion, Culture, Refinement......
About
Taíno-Smackdown!
I have been cooking with my Mama my whole life! I was her...
“Venga aquí, prueba esto. ¿Le falta sal?”....protoge.
Which means, “Come here, taste this. Needs more salt?”
My enjoyment is to fill you up!
With memories...that is.
Of home cooked, gourmet Puerto Rican dishes...when you want that good- old fashion nostalgia and you just don't feel like cooking.
$10 Dollaź
Lunch Men
(Must be delivered before 3PM)